Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Black Pepper Mayonaise
Monday, October 13, 2008
Chicken Caesar Wrap
Clearly I was mis-understood, so I repeated myself "Exactly whatever kind the last guy had"
She replies "Well he had a wheat wrap and normally we give a flour wrap"
I answer "Ok well then I will also have a wheat wrap"
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Where is my CHICKEN!?
Why do I pay the same price for the Fried Chicken Tenders with fries now that I get HALF, thats right HALF, the chicken that we used to get???
This was the ultimate comfort grill meal and it's been cut down to nothing.
This is a sad time for NASA folk everywhere.
Saturday, March 29, 2008
The Conspiracy Grows
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Shifty Fridge
Now, bringing in your own food is typically a healthier/cheaper option, BUT there is always the possibility of great disappointment when it becomes time to feast on your homespun meal.
Take the following for example:
We'll never know the real story, but we do know this. This refrigerator is playing tricks on flight controllers and it has to be stopped. It is systematically tearing our MPSR apart.
We must destroy this Fridge now before its to late..
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Philly Cheese Please!?
My only complaint would be the after taste of the meal. As I am writing this I have the lingering taste of over cooked onions and stale bread in my mouth. I did not taste this as I was eating my meal but, right now I'm not enjoying the cheese steak as much as I did when it was going down.
Smell 5/10 Just smelled like French fry grease like everything from the grill does.
Taste 8/10 During the meal 2/10 after taste
Appearance 8/10 Looked like a tasty heart attack
Overall 7.5/10 I would eat it again, but have a piece of gum ready for after. (Cost 6.21 w/ no drink)
(Not an average)
Can the Cripsy Onion BBQ Burger save the day?
Oh yes. Top that off with a soda of choice and some CURLY FRIES and you'll be singing the theme from Full House for the rest of the day. Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh Chity Chi bob botta!
Yes, I went there.
Thursday, March 6, 2008
My Tortilla is Not your Apron
Only When I'm Picking Up a Sandwich for Paul...
The first thing the Deli worker says to me after I place my order is "no wheat." What? I can understand that wheat bread is probably the most common bread order they receive, but to be completely out? Go steal some from the building 3 cafe. So I reluctantly ask for white bread, because we all know rye is disgusting, and she proceeds to cut slices off of the loaf. While I applaud her commitment to go above and beyond when her cafe doesn't provide her with wheat and/or sliced bread, I must say she slices bread about as well as a lazy-eyed 4th grader. With palsy.
Now that the bread is taken care of she moves onto the next part of my order, the spicy mustard. She decided to go ahead and use the spreader that she had handy. But this was no ordinary spreader. This was the mayonaise-covered spreader of doom. There is a time and a place for mayonaise, namely in creating ranch dressing, but that place is not on my sandwich. I cringed and pressed on.
The first two events were really just inconveniences, but the next thing she did just angered me. What was next? That's right: provalone. She peels off the top of the provalone stack what can best be described as a nearly whole piece of cheese stuck to a half piece of cheese stuck to a smaller, maybe quater piece of cheese. She makes an effort to separate them, which I can understand, we don't need them running out of provalone as well as wheat, but she quickly gives up and goes to put it all on my sandwich (VICTORY!). The problem is I celebrated too early. As she puts the cheese mass on my sandwich, the smallest piece comes off. Now as I see it she has two logical options: 1) put the cheese back on my sandwich, or 2) put the cheese back into the original cheese pile. She chose option 3) throw it away. I was awestruck. She chose to throw away perfectly good cheese rather than leave it on my sandwich...
All of this would ONLY happen when I'm also picking up a sandwich for Paul. And of course, Paul's sandwich came fine except for the "too many sprigs of oregano."
THIS JUST IN:
Paul's oregano turned out to be cilantro...
Friday, February 29, 2008
One Takes a Stand for the Cafe...
My initial observation as I walked though the door was that I might have chosen an inopportune time to dine. The lines were terribly long, long enough to require a ten minute wait. I then realized, with the help of Jason and a few cowboy hats, that today was a special day. The cafeteria was giving free cobbler to people dressed up in cowboy/girl outfits. I quickly attributed the long lines to this singular occurrence.
Thinking about the day and deciding to abide by the Catholic traditions observed during lent, I decided what I would be ordering: Cornmeal Crusted Catfish. Upon reaching the front of the line, I quickly ordered my meal. My first thought while I was getting my food was that they had gotten it wrong. I saw the attendant slop some coleslaw-like substance into my to-go box. As soon as I saw this, I wondered how they could get it wrong, but soon enough I realized that it was coleslaw and it was included in the combo. Close call number two…
While waiting for Mintz, out of the corner of my eye, I spotted what looked to be melted cheese, and, sure enough, right next to it was broccoli. How could I pass up this opportunity? I didn’t. The next server graciously gave me the a side of broccoli covered in cheese with the most pleasant of smiles. I thought to myself: “How could people get this place so wrong?”
Upon returning to my desk, however, things turned for the worst. I opened my meal, hoping to find a delicious meal, ready to be eaten. I bit into the catfish only to find that it was fried all the way through. It was the crustiest fried fish I had ever eaten, and it only fell apart as I tried to cut it with my plastic knife. Similarly, the hush puppies served with the combo were as hard as rocks (“That’s what she said”) and unsatisfyingly dry. As I tried the coleslaw, I had nostalgic thoughts of lunches at the day care I used to attend at the young age of 4. I said to myself, “This is NASA, and they’re serving us food that a 2 year old doesn’t even like.” Hoping that the broccoli and cheese couldn’t fail, I quickly opened the container and dug in. CRAP. Cold food covered with cold cheese can only result in one thing: CRAP.
Soon enough, after realizing that around 3/4 of my meal was still sitting in front of me and I was still hungry, I knew everyone was right. There was no hope. There was only disappointment and hope that this day might have been “just one of those days” for the café.
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Curly Fries Frenzy; or Running Riot of Curly Fries, if you will
No Roast Beef for you
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Dr Pepper Debacle
Friday, February 22, 2008
Feb 21st Experience
Sunday, February 17, 2008
How it got Started
The premise of this blog is to document the satisfaction and more importantly the dissatisfaction that we, the JSC team, receive from our subpar, run of the mill, second-rate, middling cafeteria.
A string of events has lead to this blog’s establishment and it all comes down to a simple order of curly fries. Yes, curly fries.
Apparently curly fries are on a commonly high demand at the Johnson Space Center, because our cafeteria seems to always be out of them. Or so we are lead to believe. You see, 5 times in a row, I ordered curly fries to go with my scrumptulesant fried chicken tenders and sawmill gravy delight, but 5 times I was denied. Denied of their unique seasoning beyond the typical salt. Denied of their brilliant curl shapes that dance on the tongue. Denied of their bounty that satisfies the completeness of a fried meal. Denied happiness.
Did I get a warning I wouldn’t receive my curly fries? No. They never warn. They never warn. They only throw in regular fries and push you through the line. Push you through like you’re satisfaction is irrelevant. Sometimes they are actually out of fries, but sometimes they don’t want to share. Sometimes, I feel as if the cafeteria people keep the curly fries all to themselves. Sometimes I think they are eating my curly fries after I leave and that stings. It stings bad.
So let this blog be dedicated to the flight controllers with no curly fries. May they find justice and hope.